I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
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Say, is that wipe enough to keep your sperm from fertilizing her egg?
"special person" alert
Nope. You're infected and thats what you get for not paying attention in school.
Sensible?! Where the hell are you ass backward people from???
Sounds sensible, but didn't it burn?
I've always wondered if that would work haha
Heh this is amazing why is
everyone from the 816 (kansas city
so damn trashy ???? Heh and im from jersey
It's ok if u went sack deep in her butt 2 cum
Clorox wipes don't contain any bleach. I clean my vibrator with them.
HHahaahhahhahahaaaahhhhahaha! I fucking love KCMO! It's so sad that all you douchebags have to do is bitch about how stupid it is. Isn't that the point??? Isn't that why's it's on TFLN for us to sigh laugh at? Motherfucking killjoy douchebags.
that clorox wipe then had a dates with my mouths (asshat)
So many things wrong with this I'm not even sure where to begin. Except this reminds me why I keep my own condoms in my purse, and don't sleep with sleazebag morons.
I think clorox only kills 99.9% of the germs. So even if this wasn't totally absurd, you still wouldn't have killed all the herpes or syphillis germs on your cock. It's because people like you, the Center for Disease Control is needed.
You are a douche nozzle, seriously only a kid would use a clorox wipe on his unit.
Another point to be made is that if he came in contact with whatever STD's she has, they infect and get UNDER the skin, where no clorox wipe is gonna help. And 2:23, my thoughts exactly ^_^ Still a funny post tho.
"here's your sign."\napplies because he's retarded and probably has aids
my first assumption was that this was either in reference to anal or period sex ... maybe just me ...
Also, this is why abstinence-only education needs to be eradicated post-haste. -_-
Well, at least if you were stupid enough to put Clorox on your cock, hopefully it managed to burn or maim it in some way that would render you unable to have sex for awhile.
I will laugh so hard if she still gets knocked up. Or if you get an STD.
Haha that's awesome no matter what anyone says
You are seriously uninformed as to the way your body works. If you got an STD, it would be through your urethra, not on the outside. Idiot
that was hilarious. people should stop hating on these all the time
hilarious "jeffy". note sarcasm. idiot.
I laughed. So damn hard. :D
I laughed so fucking hard.
Whatever you say jeffy weffy! Keep reefin it!
spoken like a true venereal disease carrying scummer
Hilarious, Jeffy. Note sarcasm.
550- are you serious? That's Christian based and purposely throws out lies to convince kids not to screw around. Doesn't work. Restricting a civilization from it's natural carnal desires creates... well... America. Kinda sad since I'm born and raised here.
You shouldve had her get a strap on and give it to you in the rear then. Doogen
newsflash: no you're fucking not
Maybe next time just dip your dick in bleach I won't hurt a bit!
ssssh, don't tell anyone, or all the retards will be getting preggers and STDs because they are too fucking stupid to learn the real truth.
Erm, def fake. And ignorant.
Hahahah nice bro. Ur good for sure
That's what they said. Eradicated. ^
good thinking. Now think about reserving your room at the AIDS hospice before they're all filled.
Hilarious "Jeffy". Note sarcasm
yeah keep reefin it "jeffy weffy" (1:53)... you are a tool.
It's from the 816... definitely real and definitely retarded.
Actually, as a practicing doctor, this will totally work. Prevents babies and STDs
he is obviously talking about anal you retards
what a dumb fuck. reminds me of my mom
wow. you people take these way too seriously.
A germ killing wipe can't prevent you from getting an STD. Clorox doesn't kill STD viruses.
clorox wipes help prevent STDs? since when. I guess I clearly didn't read that on the label.
Wouldn't it be some shit if you guys were all wrong and clorox is secretly the cure for aids?
I really don't see what the problem is with this idea. I'm gonna go get me some clorox wipes.
unless you somehow cleaned the inside of your dick hole with the wipes...no.