I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
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Well now we have to wash those earbuds...
yikes my bad, might have canceled that out... i played eye of the tiger for my balls before i came in you.
Jokes on you, uteri don't have ears.
Your uterus's function in your body is to carry babies, so are you actually encouraging it to do its job...?
This sounds like Liz Lemon!
Lucky for us. We don't need more of your chromosomes in the population.
somebody should kick your dad in his nuts for contaminating the earth with you.........
Sounds like solid science