the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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