Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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