Porn is love you can see.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
do herpes really smell.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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