I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Life is so much better after having sex.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
