How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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