It's a beautiful day for a hangover
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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