I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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