sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
They have beer where we have blood.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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