Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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