I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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