I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake