Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
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is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif