i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize