can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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