It's just like the Real World with babies
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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