ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
what if I'm pregnant?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.