you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
about cumming, not toast