Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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