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  • 81 57
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Apr 10, 13 at 8:37pm

    If he can fit half his dick inside a 40 bottle opening, he must have a tiny dick cuz those openings are not very big at all. I feel bad for this guy. He's going to have a rough life I can tell

  • 67 50
    Submitted by hogfish on Apr 10, 13 at 9:53pm

    Needle dick?

  • 63 61
    Submitted by WV_kiwi on Apr 10, 13 at 1:57pm

    take his dick out! if it swells, you'll have to go to the hospital or break the bottle off, and he could lose his penis.

    • 47 51
      Submitted by Yeep on Apr 10, 13 at 2:17pm

      Is that such a bad thing? The stupid are breeding at alarming rates.

      • 56 59
        Submitted by Malicius on Apr 10, 13 at 4:09pm

        true we need the zombie apocalypse to come to thin out the gene pool

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Fish420 on Apr 10, 13 at 11:28pm

    It's reassurance from pissing on him self with a little dick