I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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