If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
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No shit, she will definitely fire you. If she fucks you, she is even more peverted than you and you are probably in for more than you bargained for.
^^ sounds painful, but might be delightfully painful?
Start rewriting Your CV.
what a fuckin creeper!
wow, where do you work?
WTF??? Someone needs help, definitely just gonna fire you... you're just SICK!
the thing about creepos, is they never seem to know they are creepy and sick mentally. in fact, everyone else knows they are unstable, but they never seem to.
No, she'll just tell all the other office females and you'l be known as the office pervert.
Albertans have weird turn ons it seems
I'm guessing she'll just fire you...
I have a good idea where this fellow is going in the future.
You will most likely just be fired
lolololol doesnt mean hahah for the record
I hope she farted on that chair
Fire you and have really strange thoughts about you. and not in a good way
AHAHAHAHA to all replies and to the original
Life can be like a porno if you make it that way (11:57)
probably fuck you AND fire you
Or fuck you on fire.
This guy is creepy...
Life isn't like a porno. =/
Say bye to your job. :D
She should put in a hidden camera and have a live feed going out over the Internet so the whole world can just how disgusting and foul you really are
WTF friend or not, report this freak
4:13- I'd put money on it that everyone in the office and in her social circle knows allll about him.
damn liars, it's not perveted. everyone loves workplace sex.