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  • @ 3:24 But did you enjoy firing us useful ones?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:38pm
  • Holiday is a chain of gas stations

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 12:57pm
  • i'd just die and go to heaven if this were in Le Sueur

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 4:40pm
  • i used to love firing you useless stoners. how about be responsible and not a jack cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:24pm
  • Ahaha, I have friends like this... Haha. 4:04 - Ahahaha!! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:40pm
  • wonderful. definite win.!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:44am
  • Just make sure you remove ALL of the slimjim out of your ass this time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:41am
  • 12:56- suck a dick. this shit is hilarious. maybe u should chill out and toke up a little urself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:55pm
  • 1:55, yes sir, i belive he does need a puff.....or ten. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:48pm
  • LOL! I agree with 1:55! This text is hysterical. Everytime.... Gas station, strawberry mentos, largest red bull i can find, beef jerky, and a scratch ticket. So if I win I will be 10x more excited! Props dude. Props. -A.Con of (603)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 8:34pm
  • Lol this is hilarious cuz almost the same thing happened to me except it was EZ mart

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:07am
  • three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim and a partridge in a pear treee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:04am
  • You Sir, are an American Hero! God Bless and keep up the good work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:39pm
  • this text is hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:31pm
  • This is more sad then funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 9:16pm
  • Way to be Minnesota.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 6:35pm