so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
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@ 3:24 But did you enjoy firing us useful ones?
Holiday is a chain of gas stations
i'd just die and go to heaven if this were in Le Sueur
wonderful. definite win.!
i used to love firing you useless stoners. how about be responsible and not a jack cock
Ahaha, I have friends like this... Haha.
4:04 - Ahahaha!! :D
Just make sure you remove ALL of the slimjim out of your ass this time.
12:56- suck a dick. this shit is hilarious. maybe u should chill out and toke up a little urself
three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim and a partridge in a pear treee
LOL! I agree with 1:55!
This text is hysterical. Everytime.... Gas station, strawberry mentos, largest red bull i can find, beef jerky, and a scratch ticket. So if I win I will be 10x more excited! Props dude. Props.
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Lol this is hilarious cuz almost the same thing happened to me except it was EZ mart
this text is hilarious!
1:55, yes sir, i belive he does need a puff.....or ten.
Way to be Minnesota.
You Sir, are an American Hero! God Bless and keep up the good work.
This is more sad then funny.