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  • 79 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 7:53pm

    Maybe it's a girl who hasn't really seen alot of semen. Maybe she swallows?

  • 76 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 7:41pm

    This actually just made me laugh out loud because I realized the exact same thing when I started using Cetaphil

  • 60 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:57pm

    So does the "day" lotion in the Neutrogena acne pack. XD

  • 61 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 7:50pm

    i'm actually kind of curious how you could "just now" notice it. I have been using it for years and literally the first time I put some on my hands I thought that.

  • 63 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:24am

    Lmao i thought the same. They don't quite have the same taste though...

  • 57 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 8:53pm

    Is it sad that I've never realized that and I've been using Cetaphil for years? Still hilarious though. Nice one.

  • 56 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 7:46pm

    It didn't look like semen until your brother started using it...

  • 56 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:03pm

    its sad that you know this.

  • 50 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:34pm

    lol, you guys are having waaaay too much fun w/ my text.

  • 54 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:40pm

    i love semen on my face

  • 54 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:12pm

    Yes... Yes it does. It disturbed me the other day cuz it just came out the bottle weird and the first thing to pop in my head was "MONEY SHOT!!"

  • 52 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 7:38pm

    hehe, so does the facewash in the Meaningful Beauty line. This post just made me think of that!

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:21am

    it looks like it i realized that years agoooo i love wiping it on my face.

  • 51 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:57pm

    5:40: are you a guy or a girl?

  • 44 30
    Submitted by RadMuffin on Mar 5, 10 at 6:48pm

    Lmao I just realized this like a week ago.

  • 50 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:43pm

    THATS SOOO TRUE. my boyfriends and me left it in a condom on my roommates pillow...and she amped her shit. it was the funniest thing.

  • 48 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:41pm

    that's why i use the clear kind

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:34pm

    do u get semen on ur face often??

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:15pm

    it SO does. i always thought that too!

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:46pm

    i don't use cetaphil for this exact reason

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:19pm

    FUCK i thought i was original in that realization :P

  • 48 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 4:52am

    do they taste alike?

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:49am

    @2:57 So is my cum, do you want to get together some time?

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:45pm

    me too! The very first time that I used it I pressed the top down too hard and it squirted on my shirt...story of my life (: kudos!

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:14pm

    Me too! As soon as I started using it I'm like, whoaaa WTF. Yet still I use it...

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:36am

    yeeea rub that shitt on

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:58am

    I'm so glad someone else noticed!! I've been thinking it for years but no one I know uses it so they had no idea what I was talking about!!

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:08pm

    9:41 likewise. As a hetero guy, I couldn't handle the idea of wiping a milky white substance on my face, so I switched to the clear stuff

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 10:43am

    you need to have guys cum on your face and see if it works like Cetaphil. About 2 doses a day for 2 weeks ought to do it

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:39pm

    I noticed this the other day but my bottle is up high and squirts out. I always end up squirting it all over the bathroom. It looks awesome.

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:15pm

    I feel very much a virgin reading this lol

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 8:21pm

    ahahahahahahahahah i seriously just fucking realised the EXACT same thing in the exact same phrasing this morning

  • 34 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 11:15pm

    So true. It's ridiculous.

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 7:13pm

    Yeah what do you think they make it out of? Cmon guys.

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:30pm

    Been there, swallowed that. It also tasted almost as bad.

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:20pm

    I've never even heard of cetaphil. There's alot of people on here who use it, apparently.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:43am

    ditto, then other times I wonder if my boyfriend ever gets mad and cums in it. If he did I would never know. Doesn't help that the cetaphil is in the shower at all times.

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:23am

    you are not alone in that thought

  • 40 52
    Submitted by __Taunt__ on Jan 18, 10 at 10:46pm

    Thought the same thing lol!

  • 32 37
    Submitted by moe5 on Nov 14, 10 at 12:07am

    Ive been using cetaphil for awhile and never noticed that until I read this that's hilarious

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:35pm

    Thats why I bought it in the first place!

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:57am

    Huh? My cetaphil cleanser is clear.

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:27am

    I thought that when I used it too! it smelled bad too. so whenever i used it i felt like i was rubbing jizz all over my face, it was nasty. i only use the bar now.