Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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