We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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