rhymes with "ouble enetration"
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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