You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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its called your Fuck-it List
Theres nothing sexier than 3rd degree burns. MMMMmmmmmm
Lol this would happen in the 772
At least s/he has something to look forward to. But OP... c'mon, sex is sex. Why a list?
Badass sexy fuckable
I see this ending very poorly... I could just imagine the blower trying to blow flames over OP's head and burning their scalp.
I can spin fire while we have sex ;)