Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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