ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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