if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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