3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize