I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I cannot find my penis.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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