I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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