I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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