It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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