I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
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women will never understand the joy of expelling something that you felt moving inside yourself for such a long time. its so sad.
I see what you did there
Yes they do, they just don't talk about it.
Of course they will, polacke. For them it's a little different. It's called giving birth. It's a lot more painful than pooping, but you still have a little shit once it's over.
Well done Captain Obvious, where's your loyal companion, Oblivious Boy?