me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.