she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.