He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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I hope baby oil isn't being used as a euphemism here
Fail. You're supposed to say how you really feel. If feelings are hurt\nbecause you can't reciprocate,\nso be it. Any other response is just juvenile.
not lame. at least she didn't lie and say it back.