how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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