It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
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the fact that you really said realsies makes ME happy you didnt get pregnant. we have enough dumbasses gettin knocked up as it is
I think low Mact ans sat should come with a IUD
Makes me think she's in Jr High still.
There's going to be a bun in her easy bake oven soon enough.
You'll be pregnant for realsies by tomorrow, though, don't worry.
Something tells me this pregnancy scare will come up again shortly. Slut.
Yeah have a party for not being pregnant then fuck more guys at the party. Dumb bitch
Celebratory party again next month.
Common example that chicks will always go for the jerks in life, then get knocked up and spend the rest of her life bitching about how her "baby daddy" isn't paying for hold support so she'll just find some poor smuck who will take her and her bastard child in to raise the kid as their own while dealing the kid's dad. Yeah real great!
You got an Easy Bake Oven that can fuck? I missed that model!!
All those people making erotic cakes had to learn somewhere.
A hoe on a mission...for realsies!!
If you know u arent pregnant for realsies, wont that be a messy celebratory party?
you would think she would have learned the first time
Way to go, Santa Rosa/Petaluma.
Just remember pregnancy is like rehab..... No no no
Another slut back on the market... WINNING !!
anybody else read that top line as it was the best pregnant I got since I was 5? lmao