omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
you inspire me to be a worse person
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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