Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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