you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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