I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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