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  • haha. this made my night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:40pm
  • Wow. This is supposed to be why someone wouldn't want to live with you? I tell people things of this nature to entice them to live with me. ;] Oh, and P.S. I'm a woman(Grew up picking locks as well, 2:01, though it was one brother, two cousins, and all of their friends).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:34am
  • HAHAHAHAHA 1:53. this text is amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:20pm
  • ok why does this turn me on?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:53pm
  • 2:35PM I didn't say it didn't exist you dumb cunt. It's far more LIKELY that it's a man and not a woman texting this. That's a fact you can't argue ya dumb bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:07pm
  • this has to be a meat-head italian twin with an email that starts with djchill.... seriously, there can't be two of you Dominic!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:59am
  • yes, but they have conflicting smaller ones below the belt that usually do most of the thinking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:39pm
  • this describes me, and im a female. does that mean theres something wrong with me? haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:12pm
  • Who's to say it's not a female?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:50pm
  • June 3, 2009 1:54PM - I'm female and I grew up picking locks. It's necessary when you have four brothers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:01pm
  • The dude I work with just told me that he sent that one in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:13pm
  • Is it wrong that I find myself wanting to live with him?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:44pm
  • Cavemen had bigger brains than we do now........its called evolution....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:11am
  • 1:54 - just 'cause you haven't SEEN something, doesn't mean it doesn't exist. The absence of evidence isn't the evidence of absence? Or something. Twat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:35pm
  • there is nothing i don't like about this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:37pm
  • This seems like something my friends would tell someone because they don't want to live with them...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:19pm
  • All I have to say is at least he/she was honest. It would be bad to find out about this stuff after the fact, not before it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:55pm
  • men have bigger brains......its science.....you can't argue with science... That was science in like 1700. You know, around the same time when "the world was made in 7 days" was science. Dumb motherfucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:01am
  • Im looking for a roomate, he (if it is a he) sounds great! Im down. But as a chick. I'd put a chain lock on the inside of my door. Cant pick that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:26pm
  • The smaller ones are crafty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:54pm
  • ^^HAHA don't take it out on us, someone will pityfuck you eventually

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:57pm
  • a creepster like this would live in charlotte..augh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:31pm
  • "men have bigger brains......its science.....you can't argue with science..." the engines in chevys are bigger than the ones in ferraris...so what?...doesn't make them more finely tuned. It's SCIENCE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:51am
  • ^ I agree, it seems like a dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:11pm
  • I like the person's honest. Props.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:56pm
  • It seems like a dude, but if its a woman then it's my dreamgirl ;) no, f'or real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:13pm
  • Move down to 850 and you have a roommate ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:08pm
  • women arent this clever.......they just go with the standard "how do you know its not a female????" typical tiny brained women.....riding the coat tails of MAN.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:51pm
  • I haven't laughed like that in about a month

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:47am
  • Totally me... and my roommate as well... we're both chicks...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:53am
  • He was obviously refering to his south brain and figures if he can't see one on a woman he wins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:41pm
  • Hahahaha, I should say this to the girl at college who will not tell college that she isn't my roommate anymore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:33pm
  • Kenny?????? Justin???????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:34pm
  • men have bigger brains......its science.....you can't argue with science...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:23pm
  • 3:57!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:10pm
  • run....run as fast as you can

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:10pm
  • haha this is some good shit. thank u for the laugh!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:21am
  • ...i want to live with you...move to chicago??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:41pm
  • Sounds like someone who desperately doesn't want a roommate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 5:02pm
  • you can't even spell sympathy. typical tiny brained male.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:17pm
  • I say it's not a female. Naked, chronic masterbating voyeurs are almost always male. And I've never seen a chick pick a lock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:54pm
  • OP: Will you marry me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:01pm
  • i dont need pittyfucks I get sympothy sex.......way classier

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:03pm
  • Btw 3:13 nobody believes you

    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 30, 10 at 2:06am
  • NOW THAT'S THINKING WITH YOUR DIPSTICK!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:36pm
  • Story of my life

    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 30, 10 at 2:05am
  • the ps part makes it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:22pm
  • At least they're honest.

    Submitted by Acidic_Shrooms on Dec 20, 11 at 10:49pm
  • This is my evil twin

    Submitted by lee10910 on Jan 9, 11 at 11:42pm
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