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  • 69 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:40pm

    haha. this made my night.

  • 66 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:34am

    Wow. This is supposed to be why someone wouldn't want to live with you? I tell people things of this nature to entice them to live with me. ;] Oh, and P.S. I'm a woman(Grew up picking locks as well, 2:01, though it was one brother, two cousins, and all of their friends).

  • 59 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:55pm

    All I have to say is at least he/she was honest. It would be bad to find out about this stuff after the fact, not before it.

  • 56 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:53pm

    ok why does this turn me on?

  • 55 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:01pm

    June 3, 2009 1:54PM - I'm female and I grew up picking locks. It's necessary when you have four brothers.

  • 53 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:39pm

    yes, but they have conflicting smaller ones below the belt that usually do most of the thinking.

  • 52 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:35pm

    1:54 - just 'cause you haven't SEEN something, doesn't mean it doesn't exist. The absence of evidence isn't the evidence of absence? Or something. Twat.

  • 51 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:57pm

    ^^HAHA don't take it out on us, someone will pityfuck you eventually

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:11am

    Cavemen had bigger brains than we do now........its called evolution....

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:59am

    this has to be a meat-head italian twin with an email that starts with djchill.... seriously, there can't be two of you Dominic!

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:01am

    men have bigger brains......its science.....you can't argue with science... That was science in like 1700. You know, around the same time when "the world was made in 7 days" was science. Dumb motherfucker.

  • 46 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:51am

    "men have bigger brains......its science.....you can't argue with science..." the engines in chevys are bigger than the ones in ferraris...so what?...doesn't make them more finely tuned. It's SCIENCE.

  • 46 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:31pm

    a creepster like this would live in charlotte..augh.

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:07pm

    2:35PM I didn't say it didn't exist you dumb cunt. It's far more LIKELY that it's a man and not a woman texting this. That's a fact you can't argue ya dumb bitch.

  • 48 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:19pm

    This seems like something my friends would tell someone because they don't want to live with them...

  • 47 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:54pm

    The smaller ones are crafty.

  • 48 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:13pm

    The dude I work with just told me that he sent that one in.

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:12pm

    this describes me, and im a female. does that mean theres something wrong with me? haha

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:41pm

    He was obviously refering to his south brain and figures if he can't see one on a woman he wins.

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:51pm

    women arent this clever.......they just go with the standard "how do you know its not a female????" typical tiny brained women.....riding the coat tails of MAN.....

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:33pm

    Hahahaha, I should say this to the girl at college who will not tell college that she isn't my roommate anymore!

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:20pm

    HAHAHAHAHA 1:53. this text is amazing.

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:56pm

    I like the person's honest. Props.

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:44pm

    Is it wrong that I find myself wanting to live with him?

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:50pm

    Who's to say it's not a female?

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:53am

    Totally me... and my roommate as well... we're both chicks...

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:47am

    I haven't laughed like that in about a month

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:11pm

    ^ I agree, it seems like a dude

  • 40 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:21am

    haha this is some good shit. thank u for the laugh!!!!!

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:08pm

    Move down to 850 and you have a roommate ;)

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:26pm

    Im looking for a roomate, he (if it is a he) sounds great! Im down. But as a chick. I'd put a chain lock on the inside of my door. Cant pick that!

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:41pm

    ...i want to live with you...move to chicago??

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:03pm

    i dont need pittyfucks I get sympothy sex.......way classier

  • 39 46
    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 30, 10 at 2:05am

    Story of my life

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:13pm

    It seems like a dude, but if its a woman then it's my dreamgirl ;) no, f'or real

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:10pm

    3:57!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

  • 40 50
    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 30, 10 at 2:06am

    Btw 3:13 nobody believes you

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:34pm

    Kenny?????? Justin???????

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:10pm

    run....run as fast as you can

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:54pm

    I say it's not a female. Naked, chronic masterbating voyeurs are almost always male. And I've never seen a chick pick a lock.

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:23pm

    men have bigger brains......its science.....you can't argue with science...

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:36pm

    NOW THAT'S THINKING WITH YOUR DIPSTICK!

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:37pm

    there is nothing i don't like about this text.

  • 35 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:01pm

    OP: Will you marry me?

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 5:02pm

    Sounds like someone who desperately doesn't want a roommate.

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:17pm

    you can't even spell sympathy. typical tiny brained male.

  • 28 46
    Submitted by lee10910 on Jan 9, 11 at 11:42pm

    This is my evil twin

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:22pm

    the ps part makes it

  • 16 26
    Submitted by Acidic_Shrooms on Dec 20, 11 at 10:49pm

    At least they're honest.