in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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