Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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