I'm lost and stupid without you.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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