Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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