Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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