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  • Is he named "Sunny D Simpson"? Damn, that was cheezy. I apologize

    Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Sep 14, 10 at 11:28am
  • He's not figuratively or hypothetically partying with OJs son. He's literally doing it. This is what makes him cooler than you.

    Submitted by tymo on Sep 14, 10 at 1:57pm
  • Hide the knives.

    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Sep 14, 10 at 1:36pm
  • Take a shot. That usually helps :)

    Submitted by AnonymousTaint on Sep 14, 10 at 10:56am
  • If he starts telling you how he would have killed you- run.

    Submitted by 904nigga on Sep 14, 10 at 6:59pm
  • Be careful, he probably has a glove somewhere...

    Submitted by ttesroD on Sep 14, 10 at 6:25pm
  • Why are these people saying "literally" in their texts? Fuckin dumb

    Submitted by hurphyderpy on Sep 14, 10 at 11:54am
  • Literally hurphy! XD

    Submitted by loliliketexts on Sep 16, 10 at 12:41am
  • Ask him how his mom's doing.

    Submitted by sealclubber on Sep 14, 10 at 12:02pm
  • Keep your gf away from him.

    Submitted by fatalcharm on Sep 15, 10 at 2:30pm
  • If he didn't specify "literally" a dope like yourself might think he meant he was partying with a random twenty something dude that looked like OJ time maybe he'll word it like a first grader to please you...

    Submitted by joey187 on Sep 14, 10 at 12:34pm
  • Hopefully he doesn't take after his father...and kill white women!

    Submitted by jrm261 on Sep 15, 10 at 10:32am
  • you should be lucky you made it out alive considering the documentary linked below.\n

    Submitted by KonaBoy on Sep 14, 10 at 1:06pm
  • Does this have anything to do about the text a little earlier about the reality-throwing orgasm and the bleeding nose?

    Submitted by gaterhog on Sep 14, 10 at 9:13pm
  • I'm guessing he wouldn't play football as he would be scared of what it would lead to :D. Very very awkward encounter indeed

    Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 15, 10 at 12:08am
  • That's a little dangerous considering all we have heard about OJ, don't ya think?

    Submitted by Le_Todd on Sep 14, 10 at 1:24pm
  • Keep the sharp objects away from him

    Submitted by kdeanne13 on Sep 19, 10 at 11:06pm
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 10 at 10:51am