who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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