I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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