And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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