some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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